Filed under: Entertainment, Men, Pot Pie World | Tags: alex from world's saddest virgin, alex howard stern, howard stern worlds saddest virgin, saddest virgin on stern
Richard, the “Hairy Mole Guy” was up for the World’s Saddest Virgin contest today on Howard Stern. The other competitor’s were Alex with cerebral palsy and a Business Admin degree and Peter, a slow, young man with Chinese heritage and karate skills learned from watching Brandon Lee movies.
And the winner is…Alex. He’s getting a trip to Vegas to some kind of porn awards or something.
Richard, "Hairy Mole Guy" from Howard Stern, loses World's Saddest Virgin contest
Filed under: Men, Pot Pie World | Tags: cottage cheese recipes, how to make cottage cheese, is milk good for you, milk carton art, milk carton project, missing children, missing kid on milk carton, missing kids, recipes for cottage cheese, what is cottage cheese, what to eat with cottage cheese, what's in cottage cheese
Apparently the missing kid routine on milk cartons wasn’t too successful for Etan Platz, one of the first missing kids to find their way onto a milk carton. After 30 years, his whereabouts are still unknown and the milk has since turned to cottage cheese.
If you’re interested in some great cottage cheese recipes, then here’s the book for you.
16 Cottage Cheese Recipes
Filed under: Criminals, Healthy Living, Pot Pie World, Women | Tags: chimp attack, chimp attack photos, chimp attack pictures, chimp attack woman on oprah, chimp attack woman on today show, chimp attacks woman, chimp named travis, chimpanzee attack pictures, chimpanzee attack woman on today show, chimpanzee attacks woman, chimpanzee woman on oprah, mauled by chimp, mauled by monkey, monkey attack, monkey attack photos, monkey attack pictures, monkey attack woman on oprah, monkey attack woman on today show, monkey attacks woman, pictures of woman attacked by chimp, pictures of woman attacked by monkey, travis the chimp, woman attacked by chimp, woman attacked by chimpanzee on today show, woman attacked by monkey
The most famous woman to be attacked by a chimp was on Oprah and now she’s doing a “Don’t Hang Out With People Who Have Pet Chimps” safety tour. She’s spreading the good word and taking her freeak show on the road. It’s not her fault though, not really. But, come on…you’re keeping company with people who own chimpanzees. And, who names their chimp (or any pet) “Travis?” Here’s what she looks like post-chimp-attack.
I’ve been attacked by a drunk redneck with a mullet, juiced-up frat boys, old ladies with stiff purses, Dobermans, mosquitoes, bees, and angry ex-girlfriends – but never a chimp. The drunk redneck dotted my eye, the juiced-up frat boys chipped my tooth and the angry ex-girlfriends made me laugh (even my current, live-in girlfriend hits me from time to time, and the fact that I called her “live-in” is going to earn me another shot).
But, I’ve never been attacked by a chimp. A chimp will do some damage, as we’re now all well aware. And anything will set them off – a new hairstyle, a big white smile, a bright sweater. Now that I think about it, I kind of sound like a chimp.
I wouldn’t go near an adult chimp even if my mother had raised it, and she has a heart of gold. If anybody could raise a sweet chimp, it’d be my mom. It’d be a fat thing that snacked all day while watching Court TV – but I wouldn’t go near it. It’d rip my face off as soon as I put the baseball game on.
Filed under: Pot Pie World, Religion, Science | Tags: alien abductions, alien sighting, aliens and the vatican, are there aliens?, catholic church and aliens, catholic church beliefs, center of the universe, do aliens exist?, E.T. church, E.T. phone home, galileo, how big is the pope's hat, i was abducted by aliens, leonid meteor shower, pope and aliens, pope's hat, UFO in the sky, UFO pictures, UFO sightings, utah meteor, utah meteorite, where are the aliens
The Vatican is looking for signs of extraterrestrial life and trying to determine what it could mean for the Catholic Church. Right, because when aliens finally show up, we’re all going to say, “I wonder what’s going on down at the catholic church. I wonder if they’re still going to have that bake sale.”
Now that you mention it, maybe there are aliens after all. Hey, we might as well look into it just to be safe. What if aliens show up and we’ve been denying they exist all along and they’re tougher than us? I mean, we should just be cool about it to be safe. What if, you know? It’s a smart bet. We might as well just go with it because it’s not going to hurt anything.
Filed under: Pot Pie World, Religion | Tags: agnostic, anti-christian movement, atheism, beautiful churches, best churches, bible beating bus driver, bus prayer, christian bus driver, christian movement, finding jesus, god fearing bus driver, god loving bus driver, how long is the bible, how many pages in the bible, how old is the bible, how to pray, how to read the bible, i love the bible, is the bible funny, is the bible true, prayer bus, praying bus driver, praying on a bus, who wrote the bible, working christian man
An Atlanta bus driver stopped their bus in mid transit to lead passengers in a 4 minute prayer. People observed the parked bus and saw men and women standing inside, but could not tell what they were doing. Well, they were praying of course. Because, that’s what you do on a bus. Jesus could not be reached for comment.
“Dear Lord I would like to thank you for this bus that I am driving today. I’d like to thank you on behalf of my passengers for the very comfortable ride. I ask that you forgive me Lord for all of the bugs that I have killed with my windshield today. Please don’t let anyone find the bodies in my crawl space, Lord.”
Filed under: Men, Pot Pie World | Tags: back to the future, back to the future facts, back to the future fan club, back to the future pictures, brazil dead guy, brazilian soccer, carlos valderama, coroner mistake, guy goes to won funeral, man attends own funeral, undead, valderama soccer, zombie
A Brazilian man attended his own funeral after he was wrongly identified as a man in a fatal car accident. I’m sure he stood in the back of the funeral parlor for awhile after signing the guest book, taking note of all who were in attendance and who seemed to be taking it the worst.
I’m guessing that an attention-deprived, jealous brother of the undead man, made the identification of his undead brother in haste – only to have the plan backfire in his face as both the undead mother and brother engaged in excessive hugging after the initial shock wore off.
Filed under: Pot Pie World, Technology | Tags: cnn.com, facebook, facebook magic circles, facebook study, facebook tips and tricks, faceboook age limit, how to do facebook trick, internet addiction, learning to read, myspace, myspace age limit, roman polanski, smartest baby video, social network age limit, social networking study, the facebook trick, too young for social networking, twitter, twitter posts, update facebook status, what is facebook trick
A recent CNN.com bit talks about whether or not social networking sites are healthy for children, basically asking, “How young is too young?” Without any kids or Roman Polanski’s phone number, it’s hard for me to tell at what age kids start getting interested in this kind of thing. I’m guessing that they’re seeing their mom’s and dad’s taking part, so it’s a monkey-see/monkey-do sort of thing.
Maybe this brings up the need for a new site called, http://www.LunchTrader.com, so these kids can start bartering what’s in their lunch boxes before they ever get to school. It’ll save them time and a lot of haggling. You make the deal the day before school – a snack-sized bag of Cheetos for half of your buddy’s bologna sandwich. These kids need to get with it before technology passes them by.
Nice computer, stupid baby. (And, if you're posing babies with computers to take photos for iStock, then you probably hate your life.)
Well, they’re saying that scientists think social networking during early adolescence could present some mental problems in the future – they’re linking it to internet addiction in adults which is kind-of-funny because if you’re over the age of 40 and you’re addicted to the internet, it’s not because you started logging on at an early age. The internet didn’t exist when 40 year olds were kids. Well, the internet existed, but not like it does today.
I think kids getting into social networking at an early age will have the opposite effect of what the scientists are saying. I think it will cause them to get tired of social networking and the internet. If they spend their early years updating their Facebook status all day, “Smells like mac & cheese again, thanks mom!’ or, “I need a new toy!” or, “When are they going to make start making new Sponge Bobs and stop running the same episodes over and over?”
Kids are going to get tired of the internet when they’re adults. People are going to start despising the adolescence of the internet. When I was little, I spent all day playing with my hotwheels and GI Joe guys. Eventually, though, it got old and all those toys were put up in the attic.
Filed under: Money, Pot Pie World | Tags: hippie bus, hippy bus, old VW van, stolen van found, stolen VW van, vintage vw bus, vintage VW for sale, VW bug pics, VW bus, vw bus for sale, vw bus parts, vw bus pics, vw bus repair, VW Van, vw van parts, vw van pics, vw van pictures, vw van repair, vw vans for sale, westphalia
A VW fun-bus that was stolen 35 years ago has finally been recovered and it’s in mint condition. It had been purchased originally for a few hundred dollars, and the experts now say it’s worth $27,000. “Hey, I’m a VW bus expert! Look at me! I’ll tell you what a VW van is worth!”
Upon retrieval, the owner immediately squirted it with patchouli and put a peace frog sticker in the back window. Actually, the stabbin’ cabin went to the insurance company that had paid off its original owner. So, right now, some AllState insurance dink is cruising around on shakedown street. Just give the dude his van back man!
Filed under: Nature, North Carolina, Pot Pie World | Tags: can i eat this, cooking with oranges, fruit glossary, fruit identity, hedge apple, is this edible, orange chicken, orange juice, orange recipes, oranges, osage orange, strange fruit, strange green fruit, this is a weird fruit, weird apple, weird fruit, weird orange, what is an osage orange?, what is this fruit?, what kind of tree is this
I was out walking the dogs at the Battleground Park, stumbling around near old cabins from ages ago when I came across what looked like lime green brains in the grass. Upon further review and research I discovered what they were. (Okay, the Old Lady figured it out)
Beyond OK and AK these trees are quite rare, I believe. And Osage Orange trees don’t get fruity unless they’re female and they’re 10 years old.
The Osage Orange, they say, was planted as a natural barrier to protect properties from poaching.
I have this cucumber air freshener in my car that’s powered by the cigarette lighter (I mean the power adapter) and it smells like this damn Osage Orange! It’s amazing. This crazy fruit has the skin of an old lizard, the guts of a coconut crossed with a kiwi, and the smell of a fanned, freshly-sliced cucumber in the hands of a beach-tanning Seth MacFarlane.
Native American warriors incorporated the Osage Oranges into their war clubs. These things are bad ass. When I was walking the dogs I feared gravity yanking one down onto the head of my little miniature dachshund. She would have been crushed by these lizard-skinned, lime green demon fruits. The Osage Orange is an awesome tree with skinny leaves that get yellow in autumn. You can also call them hedge apples, if you’re a pussy.
Filed under: Pot Pie World, Technology | Tags: africa online, cnn 03b networks, global internet, global web, global wifi, internet all over the world, ISP in africa, O3B networks, orbit the earth, satellite internet, third world wifi, ubiquitous web
O3B Networks has a goal to provide internet access to “the other 3 billion” people in the world. Soon enough, millions (wait, billions) will be annoyed by penis enhancement ads and fake job postings in their email inbox. And what’s going to happen with all the money scams that come out of Africa?
Can the people in these countries handle things like “Two Girls One Cup” and “One Guy One Jar?”
O3B thinks so. They’re launching a pile of satellites that will orbit the earth and transmit a wireless connection all over the world and to places where the internet doesn’t exist. Is that really what they need? In a place without paved roads or a decent clean meal, they can now check out what Lindsey Lohan is up to on TMZ and bid on baseball cards on Ebay.
Part of the Mission Statement for O3B says they’re looking to “enrich lives.” I can just imagine the millions of Facebook status updates – Chundi Unduku – is swatting flies and still hungry or Guli Putango – has a disease that hasn’t been discovered yet.
What kind of global connections do these people need to make? I think we’ve got 3 billion future University of Phoenix grads on our hands.
Brown Bazooka 