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Flight 188 Homesexual Pilots’ Hanky Panky

I’m still holding onto my original prediction even though the public may never know the true story regarding the pilots on NWA Flight 188. The FAA has announced a revoke of the licenses of the two pilots involved who are now saying that they were too busy with their “laptops” to answer any calls from officials who wondered what in the hell they were doing.

Flight 188
I have to wonder if the pilots have created a clever play on words by making the claims that they “lost track of time” while “working on their personal laptops” a.k.a., some mid-flight reach-overs. I have nothing against homosexuality. I wouldn’t be surprised if NWA was aware that this is how everything went down, or didn’t go down. Having the public find out that their pilots are engaging in sexual exploits mid-flight would be a PR nightmare for NWA.

The FAA uses the statement, “while you were on a frolic on your own,” in their explanation of their revocation. To me, there’s something interesting (and funny) about that phrasing. So, two 50 year old men lose their jobs for “frolicking” and the information that’s coming out seems a little vague. To me, it seems rather obvious what was going on.

And, for those of you that have ever engaged in any kind of romantic affair while driving, then you know how easy it is to miss a turn. Not a big deal, really.

Check out the CNN story here…

Homosexual Love Affair Causes Flight 188 Landing Error
October 25, 2009, 12:28 pm
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My bold prediction is that Flight 188 overshot its landing by 150 miles due to an in-flight homosexual encounter between the pilots. I predict there were steamy moments followed by a tiff over who was to blame after they discovered their 150 mile mistake.

If my first prediction is true, then I predict Jay Leno’s team of writers will clamor to fill their notebooks with “cock pit” jokes that only a handful of people will ever hear and that no one will ever laugh at (much like this post).