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Let’s believe in aliens just in case, says Vatican

The Vatican is looking for signs of extraterrestrial life and trying to determine what it could mean for the Catholic Church. Right, because when aliens finally show up, we’re all going to say, “I wonder what’s going on down at the catholic church. I wonder if they’re still going to have that bake sale.”

Aliens at the Vatican

Now that you mention it, maybe there are aliens after all. Hey, we might as well look into it just to be safe. What if aliens show up and we’ve been denying they exist all along and they’re tougher than us? I mean, we should just be cool about it to be safe. What if, you know? It’s a smart bet. We might as well just go with it because it’s not going to hurt anything.