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If you listen to Ron and Fez and you were wondering what Fez’s wig looks like, here it is. What’s there to say?
Filed under: Celebrity, Entertainment, Women | Tags: crosby stills nash young, david crosby, david crosby is handsome, david crosby pictures, susan boyle album, susan boyle in new york, susan boyle interview, susan boyle live on today show, susan boyle lyrics, susan boyle madonna, susan boyle matt lauer, susan boyle pictures, susan boyle sings on today show, susan boyle songs, susan boyle today show
Susan Boyle. The smile. The voice. Oh, the voice.
The “Infectious laugh,” as Matt Lauer so boldly put it. And he nailed it, just as Matt Lauer so often does. An infectious laugh indeed, Madame Boyle. Susan Boyle, you are the world’s softest, warmest brownie.
Like so many of us, you were beaten by your teachers and ridiculed by your childhood peers. But, like none of us, you have a voice that makes love to miracles and you have a strong resemblance to David Crosby. Dream the impossible dream, Susan. I’m dreaming that dream. I’m dreaming it.
Right now.
Filed under: Healthy Living, Women | Tags: age for mammograms, breast cancer self exams, do i have breast cancer, how to detect breast cancer, i want my mammograms, mammogram advice, mammogram changes, mammogram false positives, mammogram opinions, mammogram task force, new mammogram rules, pink ribbon, routine mammograms, when to get a mammogram
As if a man needed more proof that you can’t please a woman, now they’re outraged about not having mammograms (get the story here). The Preventative Health Task Force announced that women in their 40’s didn’t need the annual exam because, while the exams revealed 2 cancer cases for every 1,000 exams, there are 98 more women who receive false positives.
The announcement comes amid so many pink ribbon campaigns and the heavy push for breast cancer awareness, making for a frustrating and strange announcement. What might be more important to note is that they’re also saying the self exam isn’t a successful way for discovering cancer either. If anything, this might at least reduce some anxiety in the female population who worry about false positives.
But, no suprise to any man in the world, women are complaining. Now, they want mammograms. Well, it’s not like they’re passing a law making them illegal. It’s your right to schedule a mammogram and nobody can take that away from you.
What’s a little worrisome is the possibility (it’s more-than-likely) that insurance companies will pull back coverage for women in their forties. These mammogram announcements are going to cause the insurance companies to stop covering expenses for mammorgrams forcing concerned women in their forties to reach into their own pockets if they feel like a mammogram is a necessary exam.
The main idea of the announcement is that it’s merely a recommendation from a task force. This is not a law or decision being handed down by the government. Women in their forties aren’t being told that they can no longer have mammograms – they’re being told that they’re not recommended because the false positives and intrusive biopsies out number how many cases of cancer that are found.
Relax out there, all you mammogram-loving women – nobody is stopping you from having an excellent time! Get out there and get your mammograms and have a party. It’s too bad that people can’t take the positive out of this announcement and consider that breast cancer isn’t affecting as many women in their forties as what was once maybe thought. Soon enough you’ll be 50 years old and you can get all the mammograms you want!
If the shoe was on the other foot and men were getting a similar recommendation, then the reactions would be completely different. “You’re telling me that really don’t need to get a prostate exam every year if I’m between the ages of 40-49?” What guy wouldn’t want to hear that recommendation?
There wouldn’t be too much complaining. Men aren’t going to show frustration over any kind of authoritative advice telling them that they should go to the doctor less often, especially for something like a prostate exam. So, men, let’s just wait for our good news to come. In the meantime there’s really nothing we can do for women. You can’t please them.
“Alright! You don’t have to go to the doctor so much anymore! Aren’t you excited?”
“What? I want to go to the doctor more often. I like going…”
“But you said you hate mammograms.”
“Well, I didn’t like them. But, now I like them. I think I need them. I want my mammograms!”
Filed under: Futbol, Women | Tags: elizabeth lambert, elizabeth lambert apology, elizabeth lambert new york times, elizabeth lambert new york times interview, elizabeth lambert new york times pic, elizabeth lambert ny times, elizabeth lambert ny times pic, elizabeth lambert photo, elizabeth lambert pictures, elizabeth lambert suspension, girls soccer fight, lambert interview with new york times, lambert speaks with new york times, lambert speaks with ny times, liz lambert new york times, liz lambert new york times picture, liz lambert ny times, liz lambert ny times interview, liz lambert ny times picture, new mexico lobos
I’m surprised that everybody still cares. Years ago when I ran around in short Umbros diving at shins and handing out elbows, nobody seemed to care too much. I guess that’s because the internet wasn’t chugging along and because I’m not Elizabeth Lambert. Here’s the NY Times piece…
“I look at it and I’m like, ‘That is not me,’ ” said Lambert, a defender, all-conference academic player and pony-tail destroyer. “I have so much regret. I can’t believe I did that.”
This obviously wasn’t the first time Elizabeth Lambert has wreaked havoc on the soccer field. Why else would the camera be focused on her when the play isn’t near her, and why else would anyone be filming a girls’ soccer game? Nothing like watching a girls’ soccer game twice!
The New York Times says that Lambert says that a lot of the violence “came during the forceful, insistent play that routinely occurred in women’s soccer but might be misunderstood by casual fans.”
That’s what it is. The pure, savage nature of girls’ soccer is being misunderstood. We don’t get it. Apparently, she still wakes up in a sweat. A sweat fueled by nightmares of more YouTube videos going viral.
Elizabeth Lambert says she is working with a psychologist and speaking to youth about the incident, because the problem is deeply rooted in her psyche and our children need to hear her message. Just stay in your dorm Elizabeth Lambert and forget about it.
My prediction still stands. Elizabeth Lambert will pose in Playboy.
Filed under: Criminals, Healthy Living, Women | Tags: cancer faker, fake cancer, faking cancer, how to fake cancer, i have fake cancer, my cancer isn't real, texas woman cancer fundraiser, texas woman fakes breasts cancer for fake breasts, trista lather, trista lather fakes breast cancer to get implants, trista lather fakes cancer, trista lather pictures, trista lather texas cancer faker, trista lathern, waco trista lather, waco trista lathern, waco tx woman fakes cancer, what kind of person fakes cancer, why do i have fake cancer, woman fakes breasts cancer for implants
So, this girl with an awful name, Trista Lathern, pretends to have breast cancer in Waco, TX. Local radio stations held fund raisers and benefit dinners. She took donations and all that business. She wanted the money to pay for some sweet breast implants. I guess she planned on telling people that she had a rare form of breast cancer that made her breasts bigger and nicer. She lied to her husband, shaved her head, etc.
This actually happened in my home town with a girl that I went to high school with. ‘Theft by Deception’ or ‘Theft by Pretend Cancer’ is what it’s called. This girl I know, Jessica, she even had a benefit spaghetti dinner for herself and had convinced her husband that she had ovarian cancer. Everything was fine-and-dandy until she got pregnant. And the spaghetti wasn’t even very good.
That just seems like a lot of work to get some implants.
Fake cancer rates in the United States are increasing every year. Fake cancer is becoming a leading cause for fake benefit spaghetti dinners throughout the midwest. Contact me if you’d like to make a donation to support fake cancer awareness.
Filed under: Healthy Living, Women | Tags: can't stop sneezing, constantly sneezing girl, does sneezing kill brain cells, girl constantly sneezing, girl on today show can't stop sneezing, girl who constantly sneezes, how much can you sneeze, lauren johnson, lauren johnson constantly sneezes, lauren johnson girl who can't stop sneezing, what is a sneeze?, why does sneezing feel good, world record for consecutive sneezing
It’s a scientific fact! Every time you sneeze you kill 8 brain cells. Yesterday I killed 48 brain in a ten second span. When I sneeze, I go all out. In fact, my sneezes are so violent that it’s safe to say I’m dropping 10 brain cells per rip. And what about this little girl who constantly sneezes? She’s got to be a little slow by now after sneezing for two weeks.
Sorry Lauren Johnson, I’m not buying it. I’m not buying your two-week sneeze-fest.
This kid was on the Today Show (which is an awesome show) and she was constantly sneezing. If she’s killing 8 brain cells per sneeze, and she’s sneezing all day long, 12,000 sneezes per day, she’s can’t be a very bright girl. Do the math.