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Third World Soon to be Annoyed by Penis Enhancement Ads

O3B Networks has a goal to provide internet access to “the other 3 billion” people in the world. Soon enough, millions (wait, billions) will be annoyed by penis enhancement ads and fake job postings in their email inbox. And what’s going to happen with all the money scams that come out of Africa?

O3B Networks Global Internet

Can the people in these countries handle things like “Two Girls One Cup” and “One Guy One Jar?”

O3B thinks so. They’re launching a pile of satellites that will orbit the earth and transmit a wireless connection all over the world and to places where the internet doesn’t exist. Is that really what they need? In a place without paved roads or a decent clean meal, they can now check out what Lindsey Lohan is up to on TMZ and bid on baseball cards on Ebay.

Part of the Mission Statement for O3B says they’re looking to “enrich lives.” I can just imagine the millions of Facebook status updates – Chundi Unduku – is swatting flies and still hungry or Guli Putango – has a disease that hasn’t been discovered yet.

What kind of global connections do these people need to make? I think we’ve got 3 billion future University of Phoenix grads on our hands.

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Good photo next to the latest Murdoch purchase in Sydney Australia for $23million.Those mud huts would be good on our sheep farms,perhaps Australia should ask Rupert next time he blows into town to get his hands dirty.Good luck with your blog!I must get round to changing my email address.

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