Brown Bazooka


The Lighter Side of Sammy Sosa

Of course there’s nothing wrong with Sammy Sosa, he’s just rejuvenating his skin. Sure, he’s white now, but that’s just a side-effect from the treatment. He’s fine. Sammy’s isn’t used to having synthetic chemicals in his body…it’s just an adverse reaction to some Drakar Noir.

Sammy Sosa Skin



Go, Go, Godzilla
November 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Filed under: Men, MLB | Tags: , , , , , ,

Hideki Matsui won it for the Yankees as the DH with 6 RBIs through 5 innings. Maybe he knocked in more runs, but I wouldn’t know; I quit watching the game. He’s the roughest looking Japanese guy I’ve ever seen. His face looks like he’s been in a handful of knife fights and he came out with gills in his cheeks. Hope I didn’t jinx it.



Detroit Tigers Superfan
October 24, 2009, 8:06 pm
Filed under: MLB, Women | Tags: ,

Before the Tigers totally blew first place in the Central Division, they were playing games at Comerica park in some rather cold weather. This woman endured the cold to witness their demise.

This lady will tell you, Detroit is a baseball town - the evidence is in her bare shinned witnessing of the Tigers fall from first in their last few games.

This lady will tell you, Detroit is a baseball town - the evidence is in her bare shinned witnessing of the Tigers fall from first in their last few games.

Now that I think about it, the real Superfan is actually her son who was recognized the “Superfan-ness” in his own mother enough to suit her up and wheel her around the park. Go Tigers.