Brown Bazooka

My bold prediction is that Flight 188 overshot its landing by 150 miles due to an in-flight homosexual encounter between the pilots. I predict there were steamy moments followed by a tiff over who was to blame after they discovered their 150 mile mistake.

If my first prediction is true, then I predict Jay Leno’s team of writers will clamor to fill their notebooks with “cock pit” jokes that only a handful of people will ever hear and that no one will ever laugh at (much like this post).