Brown Bazooka

The Lighter Side of Sammy Sosa

Of course there’s nothing wrong with Sammy Sosa, he’s just rejuvenating his skin. Sure, he’s white now, but that’s just a side-effect from the treatment. He’s fine. Sammy’s isn’t used to having synthetic chemicals in his body…it’s just an adverse reaction to some Drakar Noir.

Sammy Sosa Skin