Brown Bazooka

Hideki Matsui won it for the Yankees as the DH with 6 RBIs through 5 innings. Maybe he knocked in more runs, but I wouldn’t know; I quit watching the game. He’s the roughest looking Japanese guy I’ve ever seen. His face looks like he’s been in a handful of knife fights and he came out with gills in his cheeks. Hope I didn’t jinx it.