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Metallica drummer has hearing problem, obviously

The 46 year old douche-of-a-drummer, Lars Ulrich, of Metallica, has a hearing problem. Well, anybody that’s heard any Metallica songs from the past 15 years ago could have told them that. They obviously aren’t listening to what they’re putting out. Read the boring story here…

So, this makes Lars Ulrich the luckiest person at a Metallica concert.

Lars Ulrich of Metallica can't hear

Lars Ulrich of Metallica can't hear. Unfortunately, the rest of us can.