Brown Bazooka


Ryan Seacrest has a Stalker?

Suddenly, your life just started looking a lot better. You find yourself reading some random blog, you get a little depressed, “What am I doing?” you ask yourself. Well, things could be a lot worse. You could be stalking Ryan Seacrest. Or, even worse than that, you could be getting into trouble for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

It’s so embarrassing that even the Army is apologizing. The 25 year old Chidi Uzomah is an Army Reserve Sergeant – Come on, he’s stalking Ryan Seacrest – he’s carrying knives around looking for him and choking bodyguards who aren’t letting him “meet” with Seacrest.

Oh Chidi Uzomah…what has happened to you?



Oscar-Winning Dirty Dancing Banned in Schools

According to a story that I didn’t read on CNN.com, Dirty Dancing is now being banned in schools. If you ask me, it seems like this is too little, too late. Dirty Dancing was released more than 20 years ago when it won an Oscar for Best Cheesy Dance Movie Featuring Male Lead with Fancy Hair. That being said, I’m not sure what it’s doing in schools in the year 2009.



Hot Wax

If you feel like badmouthing Scientology to Tom Cruise without having to hear his ridiculous tirades, then Madame Tussaud’s in D.C. is a place to get your rocks off. Even the wax version of Tom Cruise seems like a dink to me.

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One of my favorite pastimes is taking pictures of people that I don’t know while they are getting their pictures taken by someone else. Madame Tussaud’s is the perfect place to satisfy that urge.

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Madame Tussaud’s in D.C. was $25 a ticket and you get to freely roam the place. I’m surprised that I’m saying it, but it’s worth the money. There are some great photo ops here that will trip your friends out. Dance with Beyonce, stare lovingly into the eyes of Sam Jackson, or pet the hair of M. Ali. If you want to take a break from all the serious tourist stuff and check out something that’s a little creepy, this is a nice break.