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Medicated Pete’s Date with Dynah

You asked for it (nobody asked for it) and you got it. Here’s Medicated Pete’s excruciating date with Dynah, the girl in the wheelchair. It’s all from the Howard Stern Show.


Medicated Pete’s Miserable, Tear-Inducing Date

Poor Medicated Pete! The guy was sniffling on the Howard Stern Show this morning after Dyna, the girl in the wheelchair that Medicated Pete had said he was in love with, rejected him following their first and only date. Get the recap here…

Medicated Pete practices his technique with Reby Sky.

Medicated Pete practices his technique with Reby Sky.

The audio told the story. Or, the lack of audio told the story. It was a miserable failure and a sad audio spectacle. As Artie brought up, imagine hearing the audio from your crappiest dates.

They gave Medicated Pete a little practice with Reby Sky, but he still struggled. It’s kind of hard to talk to a girl that you’re attracted to when you’re a 34 year old virgin that’s never been on a date…and you have Tourette’s – believe me, I know. Best of luck to you Pete! You’re alright with me.

Curious about Tourette’s? Check out the National Tourette Syndrome Association…

Medicated Pete Looks Past Convicted Felon and Little Person – Picks Girl in Wheelchair, then blows date

Medicated Pete, intern on the Howard Stern Show, made his choice for true love out of three interesting ladies (here’s the story). He went with Dyna, a girl with a rare illness that has bound her to a wheelchair. He opted for her, saying that he felt like they had a “connection” because they both had “disabilities.” This was disappointing to Chris, a convicted felon who did time for embezzling $8,000 from her old boss. She thought Medicated Pete was “cute.” Lila, a good-looking little person, was a little upset about the choice saying, “I have a disability, too.”

Medicated Pete with Dyna, his choice on the Howard Stern Show

Medicated Pete with Dyna, his choice on the Howard Stern Show

Turns out, Medicated Pete blew his big date…disastrous.

Ryan Seacrest has a Stalker?

Suddenly, your life just started looking a lot better. You find yourself reading some random blog, you get a little depressed, “What am I doing?” you ask yourself. Well, things could be a lot worse. You could be stalking Ryan Seacrest. Or, even worse than that, you could be getting into trouble for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

It’s so embarrassing that even the Army is apologizing. The 25 year old Chidi Uzomah is an Army Reserve Sergeant – Come on, he’s stalking Ryan Seacrest – he’s carrying knives around looking for him and choking bodyguards who aren’t letting him “meet” with Seacrest.

Oh Chidi Uzomah…what has happened to you?

Hot Wax

If you feel like badmouthing Scientology to Tom Cruise without having to hear his ridiculous tirades, then Madame Tussaud’s in D.C. is a place to get your rocks off. Even the wax version of Tom Cruise seems like a dink to me.

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One of my favorite pastimes is taking pictures of people that I don’t know while they are getting their pictures taken by someone else. Madame Tussaud’s is the perfect place to satisfy that urge.

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Madame Tussaud’s in D.C. was $25 a ticket and you get to freely roam the place. I’m surprised that I’m saying it, but it’s worth the money. There are some great photo ops here that will trip your friends out. Dance with Beyonce, stare lovingly into the eyes of Sam Jackson, or pet the hair of M. Ali. If you want to take a break from all the serious tourist stuff and check out something that’s a little creepy, this is a nice break.