Brown Bazooka

Ryan Seacrest has a Stalker?

Suddenly, your life just started looking a lot better. You find yourself reading some random blog, you get a little depressed, “What am I doing?” you ask yourself. Well, things could be a lot worse. You could be stalking Ryan Seacrest. Or, even worse than that, you could be getting into trouble for stalking Ryan Seacrest.

It’s so embarrassing that even the Army is apologizing. The 25 year old Chidi Uzomah is an Army Reserve Sergeant – Come on, he’s stalking Ryan Seacrest – he’s carrying knives around looking for him and choking bodyguards who aren’t letting him “meet” with Seacrest.

Oh Chidi Uzomah…what has happened to you?


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